MILFstress

A really hot mistress who is also a MILF.

My milfstress made me cookies after sex.

by Dr. Chuckles November 22, 2013

Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.

Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.

by Elephantshot March 30, 2014

Milky Morley

A girl who has a red face with a White moustache line

Whoa dude, that girl has a milky Morley

by Baconnugget January 15, 2015

milk jugger

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.

Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.

by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014

Milhouse parents

when someone's parents look like they could be brother and sister, or very closely related

Wendy's mom and dad both have extremely similar noses, head shapes, eyes, smiles and hair color. They look so much alike that people often confuse them for being siblings. They're not siblings, they're just Milhouse parents.

by Jane56 July 20, 2014

Milluvia

A metaphysical term for a place in which existence is positive, harmonious and eternal. Mulluvia is often described as a "higher place", where the spirits flow like water, and the fun is everlasting.

The Prophecy regularly congregate at a milluvia to find their true inner selves, and enjoy life to the fullest.

by Linkum01 April 5, 2015

milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017