An abomination of a human being. Played the demon in Exorcist and has been pursuing a career in wrestling and cant hack it. Always moaning about numerous injuries and getting his ass wooped in the arena. Should quit while he's ahead.
by samuk123 June 27, 2009
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by Yummymummy October 5, 2006
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by AmazingRandomDudeinKS June 18, 2009
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by john peepers September 9, 2006
Get the peeping john mug.Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".
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J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
by Chile Santiago January 3, 2008
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by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006
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The Worst Wrestler in the WWE
He is so horrible that no one could ever even get close to the crappyness that he is.
The Worst Wrestler in the WWE
He is so horrible that no one could ever even get close to the crappyness that he is.
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Guy 2:Yeah that was the worst performance i've ever seen."
Guy 2:Yeah that was the worst performance i've ever seen."
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