Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan December 20, 2017

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 07, 2022

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 18, 2024

irish dobby

the dobby hanging from my ceiling fan with a irish mask on

wow the irish dobby hanging on Zac’s ceiling fan is so cool

by boobs07 December 21, 2021

Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.

That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.

by mkpunk516 March 18, 2019

Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by December 10, 2020

Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.

I made him an irish train

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017