Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

irish draghole

gender nonspecific goof or poof (plunko boys)
she shared nobed for sometime (basement)
with her new irish worker bee (monkey)
he got tired of her sinner hole (mouth)

The brain damaged old worker was worked to death for kids who were being abused to become citizens insane for a wealthy polywog donor she opened her viewing irish draghole to see the kids off to their uncle of bezos' fumuly, she opened her front top irish draghole to be sure they were safely harmed, and lastly she open her majicull irish low draghole for the love of her life J big box rooms and J big pockets Bezos, leader of the IRA and a bunch of other weird garbage orgs.

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome

The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss

by anonymous April 5, 2025

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Irish

Irish is the best girl that a guy can ever get. She is just so beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's a Queen. She's the goddess of beauty. She's natural beauty, no matter what. She's awesome, intelligent, wondeful, insanely beautiful, cute, trustful, and also helpful. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Irish a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Irish is that perfect girl! So, If you know an irish, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you. 💯👑

Me: who's that goddess looking girl over there?
Friend: That's irish.
Me: Man she's so beautiful, she's like the goddess of beauty, I can't stop looking at her.
Friend: you should got at her!
Me: maybe I should, I won't regret, I just know!

by Lerianjikyu November 23, 2021

Irish language

The almost extinct language of Celtic Ireland, historically persecuted against by the Brits. Attempts to revive the language have mostly failed but it is experiencing a resurgence in urban areas.

American tourist: An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas
Irish language speaker: Yanks never learn

by UrgentVampire53 January 15, 2024