empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.

"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."

by TheThirdJack October 04, 2021

Skin Surfing

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

by Dahhtbiiish February 10, 2020

skin scabbard

A place to hang up your penis. Also, a woman’s vagina

I placed my skin dagger inside her tight skin scabbard.

by Dominant Disciple October 20, 2019

Dirty lamb skin

A giant douche bag that’s completely see through that likes contracting chlamydia

Kyle is a dirty lamb skin

by Shorty mcfuckstick March 09, 2023

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

Skin puller

A woman that gives head.

I met this fine skin puller at the party, she polished me up in the backseat of my car.

by Nello July 05, 2021

Skin Cuddles

Cuddles that your perform without clothes on with skin on skin

Mary: "Want to Cuddle?"
Joe: "How about sking Cuddles?"
Mary: "I LOVE skin Cuddles!!!"

by At the next STATION!!! January 10, 2012