ebony wood

Slang for black cock

Friend: I can't wait to have some ebony wood.

by OofPoof681 March 21, 2021

Hundred Acre Woods

A hairy asshole

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.

by donkeyshane June 23, 2010

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding

you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood

by transgenderer July 9, 2022

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024