slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

Golden Girls Shower

A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.

As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.

by TheTangMan January 12, 2017

rock star shower

the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.

"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."

by iamriceboy November 19, 2011

Sad Panda Shower

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.

That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.

by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Northside Shower

This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.

While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)

Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.

That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.

by Bog Pirate November 9, 2009