A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025
Get the DARK ALFONSOmug. Dude A: "Hey, have you heard of this new game Cuphead?"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
by drJunkenstein October 24, 2017
Get the new Dark Soulsmug. by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
Get the Dark chocolate tootsie rollmug. by dark star entertainment January 26, 2021
Get the dark starmug. by KashyCSD November 23, 2021
Get the Dark Headmug. I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED
by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011
Get the JOUST THE DARK SIDEmug. by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
Get the dark missionarymug.