I jest

A classier and funnier way of saying “I kid”

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the pavement cracked up 💀💀I jest I jest

by KingDong420 November 15, 2020

I shat

guys I think I just shat myself help! I think i got it on dog fuck that's bad

Dude I shat myself really bad it's real bad.

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

I spiked

slapping or (spiking) of an (apple device) from ones hand with force.

Bob was I spiked for holding his Iphone in the air looking for service like a pussy.

I totally I spiked you dude!

by WAG666 August 12, 2012

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

i freaked it

You do something so crazy and so insane that there’s no other response but freaked it

I pull up to the party and I freaked it

by Don Quixout June 1, 2018

i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

by Diztro June 7, 2018

I-66

Not to be confused with the old Route 66, I-66 is an Interstate Highway in Virginia and DC that will cause mental health issues down the road. (No pun intended). Despite having like 19 fucking lanes, traffic is ALWAYS backed up, usually for no fucking reason whatsoever.

"How are you getting to the meeting later?"
"I'm taking I-66."
"Are you serious? You won't get there till next week!"

by gymscooter January 7, 2021