ham

a lump of yummy meat that is good

person 1: can I have said ham
person 2: no, my ham not yours

by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020

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burnt ham

When you burn ham.

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

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Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions

My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.

by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022

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Ham

To choke at the vital moment. The opposite of clutch.

"he got that girl, but he hammed it in the end"

by Ssike August 4, 2022

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It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

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