piggy ham

The female genitalia.

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"

by Phorquieu May 22, 2007

rotten ham and eggs

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

by jumbles July 15, 2010

turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.

Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.

by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016

J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018

Virgina baked ham

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.

Tony showed his Virgina baked ham to the cops.

by uh1989 June 4, 2009

I Be Go Ham

(1) To Run Fast.
(2) A group of runners.

Derived from the Ghetto Sprinters at Mizzou All-Comers.

(1) Im'ma be goin' ham on this track workout.
(2) I Be Go Ham Left! (Guys, Turn Left at this next street)

Whoooooooo! Mann he be go ham on that 200!

by Sethfontaine April 17, 2011