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Hood

Hood means Trillion Dollars (1 With 12 Zeroes)
Jamal: Yo dem niggas ova there got hella hoodz dey rly rollin dat shi up countin dey shi in dat nice ass buggy gah dam, mfs got bouj ah green

Mark: What's A Hood?

Jamal: (Answering To Mark) Sum U Neva Gon Get
by ToxicVulture12 July 23, 2023
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Hood Booger

Term of endearment describing someone who came from the hood
That’s my lil hood booger they came up on their own.
by swank.e August 9, 2022
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Hooding

This is what we do in my hooding
by Clazzik August 7, 2017
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sage hood

Hey have u seen bull he is a real sage hood
by Thelegend-420 October 5, 2017
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hood fave

the favorite rapper of ur hood that one every1 bumps
who's the hood fave on o'block?
by critchj November 25, 2021
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hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
by mledwards34 October 28, 2010
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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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