An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

A toxic asshole thats obsessed with video games because they have nothing else to commit to in their life. Thinks using slurs towards black people, gays and women is peak humor.
Easily ragequits over a game and shout slurs as an insult.
Easily ragequits over a game and shout slurs as an insult.
Example 1:
Gamer: *punches himself over a game*
Normal Person: You need to take it easy
Example 2:
Gamer: *Looses game* YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
*Throws controller into wall and has to pay for damages*
Gamer: *punches himself over a game*
Normal Person: You need to take it easy
Example 2:
Gamer: *Looses game* YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
*Throws controller into wall and has to pay for damages*
by idl1 September 29, 2025

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.
How to use this effective solution.
Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022

by GreenThicBoi September 9, 2020

"Hey man want to grab some breakfast?"
"No dude, I've come down with a bad case of the gamer's curse - every sound hurts"
"No dude, I've come down with a bad case of the gamer's curse - every sound hurts"
by Iseeicy July 27, 2019

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023
