fat neck

somebody with a rather large neck,
somewhat of a dick cheese

oi fuck! look at driver wat a fat neck

by B August 4, 2003

Hot Fat

Used to describe the unique phenomenon when you cannot figure out if a girl is hot or fat. Think about it.

I can't tell if that weekend news anchor is hot or fat. She's hot fat.

by andersonland.org June 13, 2006

Fat Mentality

1. (n) The state of mind in which your body thinks it is fat, when there is no physical evidence of obesity.

2. (t.v.) When all one sees around them is turned into a food.

1. (n) 'Stephanie's fat mentality is so bad that she thinks she must lose weight in order to look like Larry the Cable.'

2. (t.v.) Jimmy blamed the fact that he ate his computer on thinking it was a McDonald's Big Mac.

by JJJ'S October 20, 2008

Fat Whore

A person usually obese or over weight that will have sexual relations with anyone in sight. Or a DanaAmore

Hey did you see that fat whore DanaAmore having butt sex?!

by HawnuhhKidd November 17, 2009

fat joe

stupid hungry fat idiot who eats sneakers but only allows people to see them licking them, that why u always see him wearing new shoes. He's a racist wannabe whose fat and like to use viagra.

yo man, fat joe just ate a dozen sneakers and now he's goin to McDonalds, WTF??!!

by fatbackcrackjoehater September 18, 2006

fat chicks

The type of women ICP likes.

"And I come with hat full of tricks, trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks" - Hokus Pokus by ICP

by JackofSpades April 15, 2008

fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.

example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*

by rower200 May 24, 2009