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Office Drunk 

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
Office Drunk by hale-hale April 30, 2010
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Grape Drank Milk 

A product of the Richardsons Farms
"Mannn I want some GDM!"
"K, ill go grab it from ma fridge!"

"Wanna grab me some grape drank milk?"

The Drunk Lottery 

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.

deaf drunk 

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.
deaf drunk by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010

Creepy Drunk 

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
Creepy Drunk by UNOMav December 4, 2010

sh-doink 

A word commonly used by those of homosexual decent indicating they would like a large thick rounded blunt object resembling a penis to be shoved up their rectum.
Hey man how you feeling?
Pretty good man I could really use a sh-doink
sh-doink by onewaylove May 6, 2011

trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
trunk drunk by Bruce858 May 16, 2011