Door Kicker

A wanker. One who spends much time masturbating. Used as such because of a reflex leg action whilst reaching climax.

"You are a complete door kicker"

by Paris Nelson November 13, 2003

door knocker

Not what the name really seems. Should be re-worded to "nut knocker" but, what the hell, right? So the door/nut knocker is a sex move where as the women (or man) is providing hand or oral pleasure to the penis when the giver grabs the sack and starts beating it against the gouch, like a door knocker.

KRISTY TABING gives an awesome door knocker...i bet she practices..

by tator tot April 1, 2004

Doored

When a person stares at you for an extended period of time without blinking in an attempt to warp your mind and make you join their cult.

"I got doored at The Door this Sunday"

by Abdar hearts Habib March 14, 2009

Trap Door

A trap door occurs when one sits on the toilet intending to have a bowel movement and the fecal matter literally falls from the anus into the toilet with no resistance whatsoever. Sometimes accompanied by pain or burning.

Damn, I just took a filthy trap door and put that bathroom into therapy. I knew I'd pay for mixing beer and Jamo all night.

by Rampa-rarri November 22, 2011

The Foot In The Door

Where you extend your big toe and tap upon the girls anus (as if to knock). The girl then spreads her ass cheeks and you proceed to stick your entire foot in the girls anal canal while singing the Doors classic tune Break On Through. Must be done on the first date to essentially just "get your foot in the door"

1.

Steven: So why do you wish to work here at Rubys?

Ralph: I've always wanted to work for in a restaurant now I'm just trying to get my foot in the door.

Steven: O.O

2.
Lee: How'd the first date go?
Dan: I got The Foot In The Door
Lee: *High Five*
Dan: What happened to your thumb?
Lee: lol

by crazyfreakoman November 1, 2010

doofter

Remote Control for TV VIDEO HI FI SATELLITE TV etc (used in UK)

tv doofter, hifi doofter, video doofter - pass the doofter darling ? Hey kid gimme tothe tv doofter !

by malcolm campbell February 21, 2005

door smeller

A person who gets their kicks from sniffing someone else's door. Usually the door smeller has an attraction to the other person. Comparable to someone who sniffs panties, but not as severe nor kinky.

My sister's best friend pretends to go to the bathroom and actually sniffs by door when I am away at work. "You're a freakin stalker and door smeller! get away from me you freak!"

by An0NYmou5 August 7, 2007