a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
Get the depression dumpmug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. 1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. when someone says they're depressed, without actual evidence or diagnose to back that claim up. mostly suffered by 13-14 year olds who listen to Billy Eilish. even though someone does not have a diagnosis, that does not mean everything is alright. if they have no problems at all than it is fake depressed. semi depressed is more a way of saying that a person has problems, but not actual depression
Linda: omg Billy Eilish's music is so sad! i'm depressed now because i don't have any other hobby's due to my insecurity and so i only listen to sad music.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
by samyfietsen June 30, 2020
Get the semi depressedmug. Depression: the state of feeling everything at once, or nothing at all. The feeling of drowning without water. Feeling completely helpless. Being able to pretend to be happy, and not have anyone realise what your actually going through.
by departed_ghost December 20, 2022
Get the depressedmug. n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
Get the Post-bridem depressionmug.