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cyberathlete

A special kind of athlete that does no excercise other than exessive strengthening of the wrists. Commonly practices alone in the bedroom, before going on line to see how he shapes up to people all over the world.
son: "mommy I want to be a cyberathlete when I grow up!"

mom: "OK you stay here and clean that carpet while I run off and get the vicar."
by Mmm... lemony August 18, 2003
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cyberathlete

Athlete in professional sports who uses illegal metabolism-boosting drugs or - in Cyberpunk slang - cyber(netic) implants to enhance his sports performance (strength, speed etc).
Cyberathletes have an unfair advantage over athletes who rely solely on their natural bodies and training.
by Memehunter August 19, 2003
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cyberathlete

A couch potato who is heavily into virtual sports, i.e. computer golfing or computer football.
He can't run 10 meters without collapsing but he brags about how he won the 99 World Cup - on his screen. He's such a cyberathlete.
by Memehunter August 19, 2003
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Cybermonkey

A malicious, diminutive creature which destroys computer networks by eating bits for sustainment; Known habitat is server farms, backbone equipment, and all forms of cabling.
by Internet Services October 22, 2003
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cyberdude

by TheLizard December 27, 2003
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Cybotronicle

cybotronicle is what a building looks like when you arange christmas lights around the edges of it. First invented in the bay area during the holiday season in the year 2000 for no reason other than pure compulsiveness
dude..........that skyscraper is cybotrnicle.....
by Like I'm gonna tell you April 17, 2005
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Cyber Wookie

A Cyber Wookie is genetically modified wookie that lives in Cyber Space. He has interchangable parts and can do ANYTHING. I repeat, ANYTHING.

Originally thought up by Ben Hartland and came in to play during college where class mates would alter the appearance of the Cyber Wookie.

The rules of Cyber Wookie are:
1. Do not undo anything someone has done without popular demand.
2. Do not cover up someone elses modification, but you may add to it.
3. It must be a Wookie.

http://www.cyberwookie.tk
Original Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/rruwf

Cyber Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/lswzx
by Ben Hartland September 14, 2008
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