The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
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