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Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
by Narstream November 17, 2022
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cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!
"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"
by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021
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Cracker Barrel

The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"
by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020
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Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent
- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."
by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023
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cracker

The racist word that is the white equivalent of the word: nigger.

While black people are named the n-word, white people are named the c-word.
White person: I hate you, nigger!
Black person: Oh?! You call me that?! How about I call you a cracker?!
White person: 😐
by HeroesSquad April 6, 2022
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unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022
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cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
by assgiggles December 10, 2011
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