coffeaphilia

(It is also known as: Coffee Blood)

When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.

In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.

Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.

I had realized that he has been drinking coffee from his own blood this whole time. When I search about this, I was shocked that it was a type of disease called Coffeaphilia.

by GoldenExplainer November 29, 2022

Coffee

Sweet food often though not always eaten at the end of a meal.

That dessert place has the best coffee in town

by Semen_Supreme December 5, 2022

coffeeshop

legal place in the netherlands where u can buy stuff

aye how ya been? there's this coffeeshop across the street. wanna buy some shit?

by Arxify December 14, 2022

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023