Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 17, 2021

Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.

Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro

by epaz22 February 3, 2023

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.

I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.

by uglyhot November 29, 2022

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

Clam slam

The female version of teabaging ones face

" I clam slammed the fuck outta him"

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024