Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster

John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”

by C.S.H. March 13, 2022

clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"

Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022

by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022

Clams

Code word for chlamydia, it originated in a rural town loaded with it.

Dont sleep with Viviana, that hoe has clams.

by XXxX_Nate_Higgers_XXxX February 11, 2019

In the clams mouth

Being in a very bad situation

Hey did you study for the test? No, did you? No, oh man were in the clams mouth now!

by Twiisted February 8, 2019

The Mud Clam

When a female shits herself and squishes it up between her pussy lips :3

Yeah Karen? You look like you have a raging The Mud Clam right now.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert January 30, 2025

Shucked that Clam

When a woman is given a front wedgy while wearing thong underwear

“She wanted to start some shit so I grabbed her panties and shucked that clam”

by Incredible0bulk August 30, 2020