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Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.
Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018
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crab clam

a clam that has closed on a crab's leg
a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam
by pookiesgramma July 18, 2017
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gravity clam

Too much sex will give you a gravity clam
by Kinkykittie August 12, 2017
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Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.
I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.
by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017
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clam soup

When semen drips out of a woman's vagina after being plowed by gentleman.
After ejaculating, Henry noticed the clam soup oozing from his partners meat box.
by SWOLLEN THOUGHTS August 21, 2017
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clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!
by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017
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clam

Clonazepam, an anti-anxiety prescription drug. When referred to as clam it is usually to denote recreational use, as it makes you feel very calm and relaxed, but diminishes your cognitive and manual habilities.
Last night I took 20 mg of clam and it felt so good...
by theexamplewasmeyesterday October 28, 2018
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