Weird chicken

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken

by kyy March 10, 2022

Asshole Chicken

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris

Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?

by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022

Chicken like

Someone or Something that has chicken like features

That dude has a chicken like nose

by Jim Bag December 12, 2003

Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021

baby chicken

it’s what you call your bestfriends when you come out as lesbian. means baby and girlfriend in one 😙

you’re my baby chicken

by gsmith February 4, 2021

chicken whistle

synonymous for smoking glass apparatus.

Pass the chicken whistle.

by Jojo black March 18, 2021

chicken and a dickin

When he takes you to KFC, and orders a bucket meal then takes you home, you both eat all the chicken then he places the bucket upon your head, and gives you a dickin

Last night Rodney took me to KFC, and when we went home, I got chicken and a dickin. I don’t know which was better, the chicken or the dickin!

by Rodney Chicken Fuqqer April 11, 2021