Cap

Slang term for "lie" or "joke*
Bullshit, or "I don't believe it" or "no way" = cap

Like "no joke" as in "I'm not lying" as in "for real I'm serious" = no cap

Bullshit bro, you're lying, I call cap.
OR
In my opinion dude, that song was lit, no cap!

by BL0M June 15, 2021

working cap

Made-up name for money lended from business finance company to a business by James Thompson.

Hey this is James Thompson, inventor of all things ever made in the universe, universe included. I can get you some working cap, that's what I call it in 'the biz' you know? HAHA! No, but seriously not only can I get you working cap, but I'll also sell you my pet chupacabra for a pack of cigarettes. I may have no life, money, credibility or truth to anything I say, but I can get you some working cap for about 35% interest. I used to own Dubai also, then sold it after I found some less than stellar info on an audit I was doing for the Israeli government, but whatever. So what do you say about that working cap?!

by anti-JT December 20, 2010

sewer caps

when a womans nipples are as large as a sewer cap.

"bitch yo' nipple's remind me of sewer caps."

by fnluvn October 6, 2008

Cap de tabla

Este un copil care nu intelege ceea ce vrei sa spui, de obicei raspunzand cu ceva complet gresit sau care nu are legatura cu ce ai spus

Q: Iti place brandul ASUS?
A: Da, fac lapte bun
Q: Ba esti un copil cu cap de tabla

by Copilul Destept aka. Gabi April 2, 2021

No cap

If a customer doesn't want capicola on their Jimmy John's sandwich, they can order it with no cap, and the sandwich will then come with just salami (and whichever other meat they choose to put on the sandwich).

I'd like a number 9 with no cap.

by Siouxforever1 May 17, 2023

no kippity cap

No kippity-cap, or NO KIPPITY-CAP originates from the lobbies of call of duty and 12 year olds. Not just no cap, no fucking kippity cap you know shits getting serious when you hear a complex cap.

Allegiance: y’all ass!
Allegiance: fr watch the bomb
Coalition: watch next round!

Allegiance: CAP!
Coalition 12 year old with 1 kill and a assist: NO KIPPITY CAP! NO!! KIPPITY!!!! CAP!!!!!!!!!

by Zacthenonsnac March 23, 2021

Cap

Cap means lie but it is secretly a dog whistle that People who support Hitler use

Dont cap i know you are apart of the fbi

by Joshuacarre February 15, 2021