aromantic crush

One who loves crushing on people but if they had the chance to be with them they would say no, because they like the idea of romance but they don't want it to happen in reality because they know it ends in rejection and heartbreaks romatic crush

A: Isn't Timothee Chalamet so HOT????
B: Yes I LOve hIm sO muCh
A: What would your reaction be if he asked you to marry him? I would faint and take the ring HAHAH
B: I wouldn't marry him, I'm an aromatic crush
A: What's that
B: I am attracted to him, but only one night stands for me! I love the idea though.
A: inTerEsting!

aromantic crush

by timotheechalamet1234567 November 23, 2021

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fictional crush

When you are crushing on literally any fictional person, whether from tv shows, books, cartoons, movies, etc. Often resulting in an obsession over fanfics and fanarts. Good thing is that you'll have a high standards in real life (which is also bad...since it's most likely irreversible)

"Flynn Rider was my first ever fictional crush!"

by sunriseunderground January 28, 2024

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Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

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crush cheeks

to fuck

hey babygirl im tryna crush cheeks

by boolinjacob November 25, 2016

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Crush virgin

Someone who has never had a crush

I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity

by Noalpacas May 9, 2021

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crush depth

Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.

Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!

by MNL897 November 6, 2024

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