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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla August 6, 2012
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Rib Cookie

A process of eating the toppings off of a samoa cookie from the Girl Scouts when you are extremely stoned and allergic to the gluten in cookies.
Person 1: "Dude, you're eating my samoa cookie like its a rib..."
Person 2: "Mmm...rib cookie...nom nom nom."
by Hufflepuff7890 March 18, 2011
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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys gather around a cookie and take turns nutting on it. The first guy to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head over to Tristans to play some soggy cookie?"
by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021
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ego cookies

Similar to ego waffles, but better. Ego cookies are the fuel to a woman's self esteem.
Sometimes a girl just needs some ego cookies.
by DevineLife January 7, 2017
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magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle
by Jim May 13, 2005
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fortune cookie

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.
Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"
by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003
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arkansas christmas cookie

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017
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