Candy

Sugary shit, like holy shit its really sugary

John: yo want some candy?
Erik: yo im your dentist

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

Keung Candies

Keung Candies are a group of Keung To's fans, from all over the world, who support and care about Keung To wholeheartedly.

Keung To cares about Keung Candies so much that he urges them to stay away from the chilly weather at Ngong Ping Market.

by Tracy Keung November 22, 2021

Candy Boi

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.

Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi

Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage

by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Christmas candy

OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?

Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024