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Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019
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Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
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Beach

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello are a husband and wife living in Ohio — far from the surf and sand of their earlier lives together. Frankie is a stressed out car salesman and former "Big Kahuna" of the surf scene in California while Annette bottles her own sense of angst up in a bevy of shopping. Together they are raising a son, Bobby, who is in the throes of rebellion against his seemingly square folks.
Let's take it back to the beach where we where young and care free
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
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Beach Wizard

I would like to order a beach wizard.
by Mew269 October 18, 2019
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather
by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019
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Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.
“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira
by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019
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