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Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018
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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
by Asianisis October 29, 2019
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asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.
That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.
by asians>gingers October 19, 2017
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Asian Sunu

“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”
by creatorofasiansunus March 19, 2024
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asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
by That one nigger April 4, 2018
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