Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Alabama Lipstick

When a guy gives his girlfriend oral sex while she is on her period and he gets red lips from her blood.

Kevin is into all kinds of kinky stuff. Even if his girlfriend is on her rag, he likes to get a dose of Alabama lipstick. He is such a man whore.

by 19Itsuki87 September 13, 2021

Alabama mudbath

It's when someone is doing it doggie and the guy says "I want to see your star burst" and she just has explosive diarrhea straight onto his torso.

"Ever had a cleveland steamer?"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"

by cerealkillr95 September 15, 2021

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

alabama whore

a whore that just so happens to be your sister

whoa, sis, you’re an alabama whore?!

by jw_lkr September 17, 2021

Alabama kiss

An Alabama kiss is the act of kissing your partner and proceeding to spit form down the back of their throat

Caught Melinda off guard last night and gave her an Alabama kiss

Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast

by Siege of Society July 24, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021