ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.

Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”

by ybell March 28, 2024

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.

*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!

by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021

alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.

Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.

by Miggles February 7, 2015

Alabama Sip

When a brother takes a sip of his sisters period blood.

“Dude did you hear that Grayson took an Alabama sip at that party last weekend?”

“Man that’s disgusting. Move around.”

by tomfoolerythomas12 March 13, 2023