A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018
Get the Sad Panda Showermug. the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
Get the rock star showermug. When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017
Get the slippery shower handlemug. The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
Get the Slovakian Baby Showermug. when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
by glittershitter May 28, 2012
Get the ke$ha showermug. When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"
by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015
Get the Hot poo showermug. The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by UmmmThatGuy February 26, 2011
Get the Hobo Showermug.