Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 21, 2021

Matt

He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe

"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"

by Your mum <3 August 7, 2021

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon is the finest living thing on this Earth. Possibly hotter than Ralph macchio. Starring in the movie outsiders text and rumblefish. HE IS SO FINE

Girl 1 "I want Matt Dillon!"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"

by Widdle sticks May 21, 2024