9/11

the day America started caring for others

9/11 is one of the worst days of all time for the US.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

December 11

People born on this day are complete total bitches who chat shit and think they are cool when really they are complete loners

Boy: hey i should ask her our
Friend: hell no she is born on December 11th
Boy: ew nvm

by UnknownUser62925 October 9, 2021

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020

November 11

my birthday :)

my fucking birthday celebrate it
person 1: hey its November 11th
person 2: otay so?
person 1: its my fucking birthday
person 2: oh happy birthday i guess
person 1: thank fucking you :D

by Cookeh October 15, 2022

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

5:11 pm

I wrote this a 5:11 pm...
Oh wait now its 5:14 pm.

What time is it?

-5:11 pm

That was 3 minutes ago.

Ok so its now 5:15 pm

by Average French Canadian September 26, 2022