November 11

Prank your bf/gf and tell them that you want to break up. Don't tell them that it's a prank until the end of the day.

Person #1: I'm breaking up with you
Person #2: Why??
Person #1: Because...
Person #1: *thinking* Its November 11 :(
Person #1: You don't need to know why
Person #2: *dying inside*

by ominous person lol November 10, 2021

April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.

“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
“Shut the fuck up.”

by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Former 7-11 pimp

The combination of a woke pussy and a white privileged asshole

Who's that? Motherfucker that's THE Former 7-11 pimp.

by Rubber padded cell June 30, 2022

Windows 11

Latest major release of the Windows operating system.

and when I say update, I meant its a update for New High end PCs instead

Also not recommended to upgrade if your computer has a AMD cpu

Windows 11 needs Trusted Platform Module 2.0 so it enhances security. this is available on most computers that are at least 3 years old

by Sebby294 November 21, 2021

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020