December 11

December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken

Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh

by Idkwhat to put myname as December 10, 2020

December 11

Ignore your best friend day

Me:“Its December 11th" my best friend: “so..?”
Me:”...”

by December 11, 2020

December 11

National force your friend to listen to Kpop and kick your short friend day!

What day is it today?
Its december 11!
Whats the occasion??
Todays the day I can force my friend to listen to kpop and kick them!

by jesoso July 30, 2022

December 11

Whoever is born on this day is always correct

Person 1: did you know I’m always right?
Person 2: oh yeah! That’s right. Because you’re born on December 11

by Kirotyluvr June 24, 2023

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 05, 2024

11-3 inverter

A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.

Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

by TMG4Lyfe December 08, 2019