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Blowdizzle My Glizzle

Slang term for - Getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weeweechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”
by UrbanMaster360 October 29, 2020
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my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐
i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am
by youdontsay November 9, 2019
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Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022
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my dog

I walked my dog.
by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023
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Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
by cussergeniass October 1, 2019
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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
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