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Bitch

A male that wants criminal behavior glamourized so he can be the primadonna of the show. A female version of a bitch is called a waver (based on the ways bitches and wavers always wave or throw up peace signs at people they secretly want to fight).
The bitch wanted to get on TV or in the news, that was why he robbed the store (it was also one of the few times in his life he didn't roll up somewhere with a posse 39 deep) . He wanted attention he felt that he wasn't getting enough of throughout his life.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
mugGet the Class Action Bitchmug.

Butter bitch

Simply means a white bitch that’s easy to cream
My white milf mom is a butter bitch.
by zayumi November 26, 2019
mugGet the Butter bitchmug.

Fickle-Bitch Situation

Term coined by: Ms. Natural (Ariel Robinson) on Joseline’s Caberet: California (season six).

She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.

Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
“I don’t think Erica was meaning anything negative by mentioning your son, but I don’t think that…Gyspy was too happy with it. So it’s like…it’s, it’s a fickle-bitch—definition: fickle-bitch situation.” - Ms. Natural
by berniebabyy September 9, 2025
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Bad Bitch

"She's a Bad Bitch, I knew she couldn't swallow"
by tiffyyy January 15, 2021
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fucked in the bitch

To be seriously fucked, fucked over. Is more commonly said as "effed in the B".
Specifically, it means to be fucked in an almost conical way which is almost funny, or to be fucked more than usual.
Jimmy: Damn, 2020 sucks
Arnold: yeah, we were really fucked in the bitch this year.

Dave: my rent is so damn high
Bob: I heard the raised it
Dave: motherfuck
Bob: I'm screwing around
Dave: eff you in the B.

I had a hard time on level 15, the boss really fucked me in the bitch
by Dat boi. September 27, 2020
mugGet the fucked in the bitchmug.

The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth
by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019
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