No Shit

a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.

Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"

by iconic joe November 29, 2021

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

Shitty-Ass-Shit

When something is just downright shitty

That’s some shitty-ass-shit

by anonymous August 20, 2022

good shit

What he gives to Ariana Grande everyday

He giving me that good shit, that make me not quit, that good shit.

by Iady -gaga May 15, 2017

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

by Huomk September 19, 2020

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020