Oofers my goofers

It's like Oh my god! but better. Used mainly when someone made an oof.

Shania: Oh No!!! I ran over an iguana!!

me: OOFERS MY GOOFERS!!

by ixpolotinemi October 15, 2020

My left toe

Period queen

My left toe tastes weird

by Yikesthatsbad October 16, 2020

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

My Kenny

Each Girl has that one boy she will never loose feelings for.

The not good for you, toxic relationship but still jump his bones if you see him.

Yeah, he’s “ my Kenny”.

Yeah, I have a “ my Kenny”.

Oh, god is that “ your Kenny”?

by Shroomie October 18, 2020

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012