Shit stain

the definition of what a human is

YOU ARE A PERSON YOU SHIT STAIN

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

shit-yakker

when you're shitting and get the sensation that you're gonna throw up

"bro i was having a bathroom emergency and I almost shit-yakked"
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker

by shityakker April 26, 2022

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022