Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

school id

an annoying card that has a picture of you on it like you were in a mugshot, homeroom teacher, grade, name of school, and your name . typically have to be worn on your neck and usually gotten in middle school and higher. WILL IRRITATE SENSITIVE SKIN

wtf my school id made me itch so much i have a rash on my neck

by *NINJAGO* December 8, 2021

Chaboya Middle School

All the fuckin Most "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing" kids go here. The moment you go to this school you are "condemned" "Retarded and |Menacing unpreposessing" and ur whole family tree is "nonexistent."

CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."

by Grandpa Joe. November 21, 2021

woodland hills high school

A ghetto school with a fuck ton of stoners. Theirs also really chill security guards. The busses are packed and they smell like weed and cologne or just straight blunts. Don't forget about the fights and the shootings that happen in connection with our class mates. But there is a really good side of the schools students because most of them are cool asf but people are defensive. I would still say send your kid here because it'll get them ready for the real world and not be so soft. But with that... penn hills K

i go to woodland hills high school.

by mt Rushmore's nostril September 14, 2023

Churchlands senior high school

Dirty overcrowded school that is full of terrible students that like to graffiti anything they can, make messes and vape.
Has an overpriced canteen that is filled with dry food

Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands senior high school, a place filled with assholes, vapers, graffiti and an overpriced selection of everything.
Churchlands sushi is drier than your nan's pussy

by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023

School

Hell, nightmares, depression, death.

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by IDONOTKNOWWHATTODOWITHMYLIFE December 26, 2022

steiner school

Probably one of the most insane experience in someone’s life for the better and for the worst you’ll never forget the people you meet there or the festivals I promise if you hate the school for being weird and crazy when you leave you’ll miss the faces of your friends and you’ll miss doing eurythmy instead you’ll be doing math homework and one day the smell of the blue paint and the felt toys will all be a distant bittersweet memory there is no experience quite like a Steiner school everyone’s is different but enjoy the use of no technology and the knitting and all the other wacky things about it when I left I wanted to cry but there was so much joy and laughter that I smiled. real ones get it

look at those hippies they go to a steiner school

by A fAiRy QuEeN September 4, 2025