Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

DICK DANDRUFF

1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.

I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.

by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018

Big Dick Civic

A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.

"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018

Glitter Dick

Another name for your fellow gay

"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

dick lover

mr.fong

dick lover like dick

by leonmessi198 September 26, 2018