Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

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Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 04, 2021

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A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 11, 2020

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A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

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guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?

guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit

by cockmuncher10 April 19, 2022

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Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.

John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."

by starpelly July 22, 2021

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Another term for something that has you acting funny (any sort of drug or something that changed you)

Guy : why are you like this recently?

Guy2 : my bad bro im on that gloop shit

by Hazaz March 13, 2021

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