Keep it core

To prioritize your fundamental values while facing a surplus of superficial distractions.

Ignore all that crust, let’s keep it core.

by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021

yes that’s correct

A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.

“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”

by honneamise September 5, 2021

Spicy Chili Corndog

Feed your chick spicy, diarrhea inducing chili and when she rips a chunky butthole burning squirt, jam your dick in to feel the leftover heat and she wraps up that dick like corn dog batter

Dude, never use ghost peppers in chili for a Spicy Chili Corndog. Blistered my fuckin' flesh rocket!

by Squeaky Deadwood September 6, 2021

COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

slut for coriander

it is what it says it is (it eez what it eez)
it literally just means you’re a slut for coriander

car is a slut for coriander

by @cxddly_styles September 30, 2021