well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

fucked six ways to sunday

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

by jmas13 August 5, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

Fucks with you the long way

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.

Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.

by LizzieNC August 21, 2011

oh shit! fucking run!

when someone is shooting at you or your girlfriend has pms. either way your pretty much totally fucked.

guy with a gun, or your girl friend at one time of the month, as in oh shit! fucking run!

by Im totally hyper November 3, 2007

Whoop-de-fucking-do

Whoop-de-fucking-do hwūp/dee/fŭk'ĭng/doo
Interjection

1.used to express excitement (often used ironically)

1.Allison:Hey Mike!
Mike:Sup
Allison:Guess What?
Mike:What?
Allison:It's my birthday!!
Mike:Whoop-de-fucking-do!

by MikedonaldsUfat January 1, 2009

I don't give a fuck

What a lot of teenagers say when they're annoyed or mad with someone, especially when someone corrects their spelling, or as they incorrectly like to refer to it as: grammar.

I don't give a fuck, or "no fuck were given" meant you didn't care, but it has turned into a forced insult. Althought teenager may say "You can correct my grammar all you want, because obviously I don't give a fuck" they obviously care about having something they wrote corrected.

You can do whatever you want, I don't give a fuck. I have better things to do.

by Luweik September 16, 2012