dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss

i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.

Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!

by Average DemonCore Fucker November 29, 2022

dick-pickle

Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.

1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.

by safe-T November 16, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 12, 2025