its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021

O my God

When someone says “o my god” they are referring to the car lords (pussy juice) who eats yummy lettuce and only like feel porn

“Omg he really just o my goded me”

by My dick is itchy October 10, 2021

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021