Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021

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National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

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Dick

A soft baby skin like organ
That u not getting cuz u search it up
*Every girls favorite straw*

I totally sucked some dick today

by Jdddggf July 11, 2020

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Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

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dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn

Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick

by da gooose November 25, 2022

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