torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

with a little help from my friends

greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight

with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)

"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship

by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020

from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"

- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.

by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020

my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰

Chantal you’re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020